February 2012
Life is OK at the moment because there have been a few people in my life that for a really long time things have been super-awkward with them for various amounts of reasons; but now, everyone is moving on and it’s not awkward anymore and it just makes me feel more content, and like I can finally move on with my life as well.
My America trip went something like this...
A 2 day journey to San Diego airport, where Chloe had a panic attack, and within 10 minutes of being in the country we had a semi-circle of very large American men with guns surrounding us, one of the paramedics was called R. Burger and he was the greatest guy ever so that made everything OK
First day we had a trolley bus with a driver called ‘Larry’ who liked to tell us about every...
Last night was absolutely ace because I got to see some of my favourite people from high school, and we actually went to high school, and it was like a time warp or something but proper brilliant and I miss them all loads but it’s OK now because I’m going down to London in 2 hours to stay in a five star hotel over night before flying to America tomorrow, because sometimes; just...
fireiny0ureyes:
Such a good feeling when everything you’ve been saying about someone becomes a realisation to everyone else
January 2012
theperksofbeingawanker replied to your post: Me and a few of my friends are going to Zante in…
shag him
he was worse than Simon Bird Leonnie (and that is an achievement) his fringe has about 20 gaps in due to the amount of gel in it
And if he’s 24 and spending his summer with a bunch of 18 year olds who are drunk 24/7, I don’t want to know how he spends the rest of the year
Me and a few of my friends are going to Zante in the summer, and we were looking at the reviews for the hotel we are going to; on one of them was just some ‘lad’ saying… ‘me n ma mates r out in July, hit us up!!!!’ (these people are going at the exact same time as us) and then proceeded to put his BBM pin; of course we added him on BBM, turns out he’s...
I have frankly no idea why I have let myself be close to you for so long; but now I’m actually taking a stand for myself, you’re not the type of person I want to be associated with. As in truth, you are truly an awful human being; and therefore I am going to do my best to ‘delete’ you from my life, you fucking prick.
Attending a college makes me realise why I should spend my life indoors away from everyone, because 96% of people annoy the fuck out of me. However, on the bright side I’m going to America in 11 days, no biggie.
It’s funny because I’m great at giving relationship advice, and advising my friends how to get a boy and how to talk to them etc. And then when it comes to my own love life, as soon as i start liking some-one i completely ignore them until my feelings go away. hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA oh irony, how I love you.
'Christmas' work do last night
Went with Nat and Charlotte, who are absolute giants; so that was just great
Spent half the time outside staring at Rickie’s arse and falling in love with Abbie Parker because she is GREAT and spent the other half of the time laughing at all my team leaders who were monumentally drunk
I DRANK SO MUCH FUCKING ALCOHOL AND I WAS NEVER DRUNK AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND BUT I QUITE LIKE THE...
impeditus asked: that photo you just posted.. what is it? :L
I got paid only today and I’ve already spent £100, lol o0ps
My lesson in the afternoon was cancelled so I went to my friends psychology lesson instead because I am a MODEL STUDENT (lets ignore the fact that I disrupted the whole class and spent the entire time laughing like a hyena 24/7 and no-one got any work done)
THEN AT WORK I TURNED UP, WAS HALF WAY THROUGH MY SHIFT AND THEY DECIDED...
“LOOK HOW QUIRKY AND RELATABLE I AM!!!!!!!”
– Zooey Deschanel (via blackmormon)
learning about 'dysfunctional behaviour' led us to...
some of the people that are famous in certain areas
Malcolm in Brighouse - who wears a hi viz vest and uses a wheelchair, when in reality he has no disability at all and is quite the golfer at the weekends
Jesus Man in Bradford - who walks aimlessly around the city 24/7 wearing sandals
Scary Mary in Halifax - who constantly has a can of special brew in her hand and shouts at any body who opens...
My foot is still in pain from New Years Eve, baring in mind that was just over two weeks ago (is it just me that feels like it was at least a month ago? Just shows how busy my life is! Time flies when you’re having FuN - I wish I wasn’t being sarcastic) But I’m not going to go to the doctors or get anything done about it, I’m just going to complain about it all the time...
“He smiled understandingly—much more than understandingly. It was one of those...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via fivefortyfive)
I have spent my entire day reading The Great Gatsby, and listening to Los Campesinos! and at some points doing both things at the same time (!!!!!!) I’m absolutely off my head I know! Because I’ve concluded that it is a far better way to spend my time than on people that I don’t care about.
violentutopia asked: You're on one tonight, i would truly follow a blog just full of your rants Katie you legend.
My faith in humanity decreases slowly with each day that passes. A prime of example as a reason to this is people who write Facebook status’ about their ex’s. Usually insulting them (slag, slut, sloth, dickheAD, BaStArd etc.) And them something along the lines of… “Dont even need u!!!1/Dont care about u anymore!!!1” SERIOUSLY, what are you going to achieve from...
I’m not entirely sure why you thought it was necessary to post the same picture of yourself four times, because lets face it; if no-one liked it/commented on it the first time, surely posting it again isn’t going to miraculously change their minds
“Oh w0w you know I didn’t think much of it the first time, but now they’ve posted it AGAIN I think I was foolishly...
People who spell the word COLLEGE as COLLAGE most definitely are not reaching their full potential in education; unless they actually attend a collection of materials glued to a piece of paper as a place to learn.
All I want in life is an attractive boy to fall aimlessly in love with me (I use the term ‘attractive’ loosely because as long as he can make me laugh everything would be top notch) Is this really to much to ask for?
Apparently so.
DRAMA ETC, ETC.
A girl in my college has being stealing from her ‘best friends’ Now I don’t know her well at all and never had anything against her, but apparently she’s stolen £1,000+ worth of items, and I think the worst thing about it is that she blamed it on some of her ‘best friends’ to cover it up. But now apparently they know for definite it’s her...
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The only emotion I feel towards ‘twitter/tumblr famous’ people is sympathy, their internet fans (NOT FRIENDS IN THEIR REAL LIVES) aren’t going to be there forever; and one day the will die alone still wearing creepers and making gifs of themselves winking.
My work do will either go fabulously or down right...
Due to the fact the following of two things will happen
The boy I’m in love with will fall in love with me back (I am extremely aware that this isn’t going to happen, but I can dream can’t I?)
OR
I will consumer far too much alcohol, fall down countless times, get off with some scruffs in front of all my colleagues, dance like a mad man on acid and generally make a...
I’m still in touch with a girl I used to know from when I lived in Belgium, and I’ve just recieved her yearly updates in a letter. Bless, she does point out that her ‘school English is bad’ but these are some of the best lines from the letter:
“My job is to take her on Fridays, i take her at home and i give her fruit”
“She has a boyfriend at the weekends...