- I got paid only today and I’ve already spent £100, lol o0ps
- My lesson in the afternoon was cancelled so I went to my friends psychology lesson instead because I am a MODEL STUDENT (lets ignore the fact that I disrupted the whole class and spent the entire time laughing like a hyena 24/7 and no-one got any work done)
- THEN AT WORK I TURNED UP, WAS HALF WAY THROUGH MY SHIFT AND THEY DECIDED TO TELL ME I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO BE IN, ARE YOU SHITTING KIDDING ME, COULDN’T HAVE TOLD ME AT THE BEGINNING? NO? NO? OK THEN; FUCK YOU TESCO
- So I could have gone out to an 18th after all! - Well I probably still wouldn’t have done, because it was fancy dress, and I can’t be arsed with that shit if it’s not Halloween
- But then I bumped into Tom H and it was one of those painfully awkward moments where you literally want to shrivel up in a hole and die
- I love you life
