Brave Enough To Fail.

KATIE POULTER - 17 - YORKSHIRE

My accent worryingly resembles a typical males, I lack the ability to pronounce the word 'the', and I enjoy a pint just as much as the next middle-aged man.

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  • Went with Nat and Charlotte, who are absolute giants; so that was just great
  • Spent half the time outside staring at Rickie’s arse and falling in love with Abbie Parker because she is GREAT and spent the other half of the time laughing at all my team leaders who were monumentally drunk
  • I DRANK SO MUCH FUCKING ALCOHOL AND I WAS NEVER DRUNK AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND BUT I QUITE LIKE THE FEELING OF NOT HAVING A HANGOVER BUT STILL
  • Made a technique of jumping down the stairs to the toilets but when I did it an old man from work saw and just went ‘I just saw EVERYTHING’ and I was nearly sick in my mouth and I hope I never see him again ok.
  • Had Will calling me ‘preeeeeeettty lad-ay’ all night and I’m definitely going to remind him of that all the time from now on. Gave Rickie a black devil in exchange for one of his cigs and I contemplated keeping it forever, but that didn’t happen, but I hope he remembers how generous I am now (love me Rickie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)
  • Had a mix up with taxi’s because I ordered a mini bus but we didn’t get a mini bus and I said to take us to Halifax but he took us to Huddersfield and it was extremely confusing, and this is why I hate taxi’s really
  • Got in for free in liquid because guest list’s are great and stood with Rachel Hunt at the bar for ages, because we were stone cold sober and tried to down everything in our paths but it didn’t work
  • Found Emily, Louise and Beth, and Jordan who was cradling himself in a corner and bless him he looked absolutely awful and bordering on psychotic so I hope he’s OK today hahahaaa
  • Saw Laurennnnnnnnnnn and she pushed in front of queue’s and got free drinks just because it was her BIRTHDAY. 
  • Had a guy with an extreme amount of stubble kiss me because I gave him a cig and I got off with this one boy and Lauren shouted ‘GO ONNNN KATIE POULTER’ in my ear and it was VERY distracting
  • When one direction came on me and Nat went absolutely MENTAL and it was great (Main Street plays the most cheesiest music ever, dear lord)
  • Saw Josh Nutall and Scott who were both drunk and Scott professed his love for me and I think the truth comes out when you’re drunk so I will definitely be reminding him of that AS WELL (also that he owes me 50p) and I was reunited with Abbie, Emily, Jess and Jack and it was all nice xxxxx

4 months ago